Seriously, It’s not hard to get a tip. You make sure a customer is happy with their service. Check if everyone needs a drink at the table, if one in a party ask for a refill. Inquire how the food was, and maybe just bring the dam seltzer out without asking.

As by the photo, you can tell I am a “happy camper” with the world at large. Always ready to tell you that your #1, with a gesture that clearly says you need a proctologist’s assistance to remove a wooden foreign body from your posterior orifice. I can understand how such a procedure may feel, after having major surgery myself to address my own medical condition.

So If you wonder why others gotten bigger tips than you did, be assured it has nothing to do with your looks. It’s all about service and respect for a client. Not every time a customer is going to have a sparkling personality. It doesn’t mean that you give less than your best. Also, if a person isn’t paying for the meal, usually they don’t tip $100 for shitty service.